Big Party This Friday

Another office email:


You are all invited to our Big IT Party this Friday!

Like every end of Month we, at the Information Technology (IT) department, are celebrating and we organise the craziest party in the city.

Leave all your taboos at home and come join us in the craziest, funkiest, out-of-limits party of the year. Take your time to prepare yourself for the wild, bombastic night that will free your deepest instincts.

We do it IT-style, so get in the mood! We are attaching a picture of last month's party, so you get an idea of what you should be expecting...

view party pic

Virus Alert

hehehe - I love the office emails:


Virus Alert!
Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 15:27:21 +1000

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any
means
DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2
good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available for those who can afford it,the next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have
already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
This virus is
DEADLY(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
Update 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but
may require a more generous application.
I can vouch for the remedies - all are very effective.
Hope it works for you.

Megan's Website :)

Write that html Megs :)

Mysterious Beeping in House - Help! - TiVo Community

The same thing is happening in our house. Jono is pretty sure it is the now disconnected smoke alaem, but I am not so convinced. Our house would bip maybe once a week or every couple of days at about 12am.

So you if search bipping house - have a look at the top result >>> Mysterious Beeping in House - Help! - TiVo Community

hmmmmmmmmmm

What now hinchey???

iHoff

Check it out!!!

The Corby trial: What people think....

The Corby trial: Have your say

AskMen.com - Hasselhoff iPod

AskMen.com - Hasselhoff iPod - the real iHoff

womens rally

hmmm, hehehe

By the power of Castle Grey Skull

hehehehehe

Ways to waste time in an office!!!

http://www.widro.com/throwpaper.html

Vroom-Vroom, She Said to the Doubters - New York Times

hehehe well you know why this has been posted :)
Vroom-Vroom, She Said to the Doubters - New York Times

Pop Ups and Strangepersons.com

A little while ago I blogged a few 'interesting' pics from strangepersons.com. I have since removed them. Why you ask? POP UPS, I say.

Umm, they drive us crazy, we don't like them, make them go away.

Even with my windows XP popup stopper I could not stop these popups, but they didnt pop up at first, but, like the borg, strangepersons.com was immune to my popup stopping power (hehehe) after I stopped them initially.

Not even google could stop them...

So they are OUT of here!

Booger and The Master

Revenge of the nerds

The Pirate Bay

The Pirate Bay

On this date and time I was looking at this phenomenon called pirate bay. I scrolled to the bottom and noticed a red cross, so I clicked on it...

Copy and paste time:

"Från: Nedstat Basic
Skickat: den 23 februari 2004 11:29:30
Till: xxx@xxx.com
Ämne: Nedstat Basic


Dear sir / madam,

Your Nedstat Basic counter has been removed because it did not meet the
Nedstat Basic conditions. You can read these on
http://www.nedstat.com/EN/terms.

We ask you to remove the counter from your site.


With kind regards,

The Nedstat Basic team"


I wonder if the PirateBay team know about this one?

Grocery Store Wars

In light of EpisodeIII being released, the Flash files are a plenty http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html

Nerds

This is brilliant - limited text, but the pic says everything :)

www.robotworkshop.com - Battlebot 'crash test dummy' & 'crash test junior'

Are we not men? We are crash test dummies!!!

Bill Gates Halloween Masks

Preparing for Oct :)

Forbes.com Halloween Masks